Snort Squad

Oliver's perfect night is on mom's lap with a movie. Anything with Tom Hardy, or Toy Story. He visits the neighbors on every walk, plays with his toys, finds trouble, and gets his little brother blamed for it.

He loves having his picture taken. He loves being pampered, especially getting brushed. He's used to mom talking his ear off, and he doesn't mind one bit.

Every night he checks the doors before he asks to go to bed with mom, because he's the man of the house. He hopes she never dates. She doesn't have to. She has him.

Auggie loves walks, especially when he runs into his friends. He steals his brother's toys and chews on bones. He's very mischievous, and we're pretty sure that's the beagle in him.

When mom and dad split up, Auggie was supposed to go with dad. Nobody could separate him from his brother, so he stayed. He's been letting mom know how he feels about it ever since. He pushes the laundry off the couch. Ask him "Is this going to be a good day?" and he sticks his tongue out. Ask "Do I look good?" and he rolls his eyes.

He thinks mom needs a man in her life, for him, and he'll take anybody.

He loves warm showers and cuddling up in soft blankets.

Everybody else thinks he's very sweet. Mom has mixed feelings. Especially when he runs into dad's arms, snorts, then looks right at her and snorts again, like he's filing a complaint about his care.